“Congress be settin' to bless Trump’s reign, while echoes of the ruckus still dance in the bilge!”
2025-01-06
Arrr, gather ye scallywags! At the stroke of 1, the House and Senate be settin’ sail on a grand ol’ tradition, once thought as dull as a barnacle! A ritual o' talkin' and noddin’, like parrots in a cage! Ho ho, let the merry nonsense begin!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer a grand spectacle be afoot on this fine day! At the stroke of 1 p.m., the scallywags of both House and Senate be settin’ sail on a joint session, ready to perform a rite so dull it be puttin' barnacles to shame! Aye, 'twas once deemed as without a cause, but here we be, ready to rumble or perhaps just shuffle papers like a gaggle o’ geese!
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