Arrr, Trump be anchorin' in Florida while the vote be counted, like a lazy sea dog avoidin' the storm!
2025-01-06
Arrr, the soon-to-be captain of the ship spent his weekend swappin’ tales at his fancy golf cove, still yappin’ about how he could’ve snatched victory from the jaws of defeat in the 2020 election, like a scallywag tryin' to plunder a ghost ship! Har har!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the president-elect, who, instead o’ battlin’ the high seas of politics, decided to frolic at his grand golf club and estate, chasin' after that elusive little ball like it be a treasure chest! Aye, he spent the weekend swingin’ clubs and sippin' grog whilst bellowin’ some wild tales ‘bout how that scallywag of an election in 2020 could’ve been turned on its head like a ship in a stormy squall.Now, ye see, our captain o’ chaos be pushin’ a notion so debunked, it be rotting faster than a fish left under the sun! He claims that his loss was nothin’ but a trickery of the devil, but the winds of truth be blowin’ against his sails. 'Tis a fine display of fanciful thinkin’, akin to a pirate claimin' he’s the king of the mermaids! Aye, it’s amusing to watch him swing about like a drunken sailor on deck, seekin’ to rewrite history with naught but a club and a wink.
So raise yer tankards high, me mateys! For while he be lost in his delusions, we’ll be laughin’ all the way to the next tavern, lettin’ the waves of reality wash over his fanciful dreams!