"Arrr, Biden be sailin' to New Orleans Monday, joinin' the heartbroken crew in a mournful shanty, savvy?"
2025-01-06
Arrr, Mr. Biden be sailin' to New Orleans, playin' the role of “consoler in chief,” joinin' a long line o’ captains who’ve docked in this port o’ woes and misfortunes. That city be havin’ more disasters than a ship full o’ scallywags in a storm, I tell ye!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the latest escapades of Mr. Biden, the feller in charge o' the ship o' state! This time, he be settin' sail to the lively shores o' New Orleans, a place that’s seen more heartache than a scallywag at a rumless tavern!