Arrr, a poor soul bit the dust at the jolly Yuletide fair, makin' the count six, savvy?
2025-01-06
Arrr! A lass, wounded in the scallywag raid on the Yule market, met Davy Jones at the hospital on Monday, addin' another soul to the grim tally—now six have been claimed by the cursed tides of fate! Christmas cheer be turnin' to sorrow, mateys!
Now, this dastardly deed was wrought by a scallywag of a Saudi doc, age 50, who thought it wise to drive his vessel—err, vehicle—through a throng of merry folk celebratin’ the holiday cheer in Magdeburg. Can ye believe it? Five poor souls met their maker on the spot, and many more were laid up in the hospital, fightin’ for breath like a fish outta water!
The young lad of but nine summers and four lasses aged 45, 52, 67, and 75 were among the fallen. The ruffian was nabbed quicker than a pirate can say “shiver me timbers!” but it seems he be no ordinary villain. He’s claimed to be an ex-Muslim, spoutin' off against Islam whilst cozyin’ up to the far-right blokes. A curious case, no doubt!
In the wake of this foul act, the good folks laid flowers and trinkets to honor the departed, a somber reminder that even in joyous times, misfortune can strike like a cannonball in the night!