Arrr, Trump be a crafty scallywag, bestin' the law once more! Will he hoist the sails again, savvy?
2025-01-06
Arrr, matey! During his first voyage, Captain Trump charted a course through the stormy seas of justice, makin' brawlers behave and helpin' scallywags find their way! Now, he be ready to hoist the sails and take this ship to grander horizons! Yarrr!
Arrr matey! In the autumn o' 2018, I found meself standin’ in the grand halls of the White House, when the captain of the ship, one Donald Trump, be raisin' his flag to support the First Step Act. Aye, a strange alliance it be, a Democrat and a pirate president joinin’ forces to mend the broken chains of our prison system! We surely be sailin' on troubled waters, as many a family, mine included, be sufferin' from the harsh punishments o' the law!As the ink dried on that fateful law, a cheer rang out among the crew—er, Congress and lawmen alike! It be a grand moment, ye see, with the recidivism rate dropplin’ to a mere 9.7% for those freed under this act, compared to the fearsome 50-80% national average. A true victory for the forgotten souls, it was!
But lo, matey! With Trump returnin' to the helm, a chance be afoot to finish the voyage! Imagine, a law to modernize supervision and give second chances—like Captain Brown, who’s built a fine life after servin’ his sentence! Yet, the chains of bureaucracy hold him back. Aye, we need the Safer Supervision Act to steer us clear o’ these stormy seas!
So, hoist the sails, and let’s push fer reforms that keep our seas safe and our shores strong! With a hearty “hire American,” we can give all hands a fair chance to work, no matter their past misadventures. Let us chart a course for a brighter future, savvy?