Arrr! Congress be swabbin' the decks o' the Electoral Count after the ruckus o' 2021, matey!
2025-01-06
Avast, me hearties! In the year of our Lord 2022, a fine law be forged, makin' it as tricky as findin' buried treasure for scallywags to dispute a state's votes! And lo! The vice president be barred from playin' captain and overturnin' the crew's decision all on their lonesome! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o’ the landlubbers’ law that be passed in the year of our Lord, twenty-two! A band o’ scallywags from both sides o’ the political sea came together like a motley crew o’ pirates, settlin’ on a pact to make it a right tricky business for them lawmakers to holler ‘Nay!’ at the votes of the good folk in their ports.Aye, in the good old days, a crafty rogue could stand up and shout, “I refuse to acknowledge this here vote!” like a captain refusin’ to let his ship be boarded. But nay, now it be a fine muddle, as this new legislation be makin’ it as hard as findin’ buried treasure without a map!
And hear this! The vice president, that scallywag who be sittin’ above the fray, can no longer just flap his sails and overrule the votes like some tyrant captain. Nay, he’s been bound by the chains of this newfound law, forced to abide by the crew’s decision, lest he be thrown overboard!
So, raise ye tankards and toast to this curious change, for it be keepin’ the seas of democracy fair and square, though it be a right comical sight watchin’ them politicians tryin’ to navigate these turbulent waters!