"Arrr! Luigi be settin' sail with Harvey's jailbird whisperer, Craig Rothfeld. Aye, what a jolly crew o' misfits!"
2025-01-06
Arrr! It be said that the scallywag Luigi Mangione, wanted fer a dastardly deed, be keepin’ the company of Craig Rothfeld, a swab who done time in the brig and now consults like a landlubber! Aye, even the likes of Harvey Weinstein couldn’t escape the clutches of this crew!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round fer the tale of Luigi Mangione, the scallywag from Maryland's fine Ivy League, now in a pickle fer allegedly offin' the CEO of UnitedHealthcare! Aye, he be consultin' with the same jailbird advisor as that notorious Hollywood scoundrel, Harvey Weinstein!This crafty Craig Rothfeld, once a finance swashbuckler turned prison consultant, has sailed the murky waters of the NYC Department of Correction. After bein' sentenced to a spell in the brig fer bilkin’ investors, he now dabbles in helpin' the likes of Mangione navigate the stormy seas of legal troubles.
What’s this? Our Luigi be accused of plotin' a treacherous cross-country voyage, culminatin' in the dastardly deed near a fancy hotel! With a 3D-printed piece and a fake ID, the scoundrel thought he could evade the law, but alas! He was caught munchin' on a Big Mac in Altoona, Pennsylvania, after the good folks recognized him from a wanted poster!
Now he faces a hullabaloo of charges, includin' first-degree murder and stalkin', and he be rottin' away without bail in a Brooklyn hoosegow. Meanwhile, Weinstein, still trapped in his own legal storm, watches from his cell, perhaps takin' notes on the art of mischief. Arrr, what a ruckus on the high seas of crime!