Arrr! New matey Senator Bernie Moreno be wantin’ a border scroll on Trump’s desk by dawn, catchin’ Dems with their pants down!
2025-01-06
Arrr, matey! Republican scallywag Bernie Moreno be itchin' to hoist a border bill onto Cap'n Trump's desk posthaste! He’s hopin’ some landlubber Democrats might join the crew for a wild ride. Avast, let’s see if they be swabbin’ the deck together!
Arrr, hear ye, mateys! Newly minted Sen. Bernie Moreno of Ohio be itchin' to hoist the sails and set course fer legislation on the southern border, hopin' to get it to the desk of Captain Trump faster than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" With a hearty belief that he can gather enough hearty votes, he be shoutin' that it’s high time they act on what they promised during the campaign, or face the wrath of the landlubbers!Moreno be spoutin' concerns about open borders and high prices, declarin’ that it be crucial to fasten the hatches and deport any scallywags trespassin’ on American soil. He’s eyein’ funds to finish the mighty wall, secure the borders, and unleash deportations like cannon fire! The senator imagines a grand bill landin' at Trump's feet quicker than a seagull at a fish market!
But beware, ye salty dogs, for to pass such a measure in the Senate, they’ll need at least 60 votes, and with only 53 Republicans aboard, they be needin’ some Democrats to join the fray! Moreno be hopin’ to make it an American issue, not just a pirate's quarrel. So rally the crew, for Congress must work fast to secure the land and make America mighty again, lest they find themselves walkin' the plank! Arrr!