Arrr! A landlubber teacher caught peddlin’ smokes to scallywags! Off to Davy Jones' locker with 'im, the scoundrel!
2025-01-06
Arrr! A scallywag of a teacher from Virginia be brought to justice for peddlin' vape contraptions stuffed with the devil's weed and that sweet nicotine to the young scallywags at Falls Church High! Avast, matey, that be a fine way to walk the plank!
Avast ye, me hearties! Gather 'round fer the tale of one Kaitlyn Crescent, a former landlubber teacher from the fair shores of Virginia, who found herself in a right pickle! This scallywag be accused of peddlin' vape cartridges filled with the devil's weed, THC, and nicotine to the young swabs at Falls Church High School! Arrr!It all began on the 24th day of October, when the watchful eyes of the Child Protective Services caught wind of this dubious trade. The Fairfax County constables sprang into action, investigatin' this nefarious scheme that spanned from December to June. The crew of detectives uncovered that the fair maiden sold these foul contraptions to four unsuspectin' students, aye!
Now, Ms. Crescent faces a stormy sea of charges: Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor, Distribution of a Controlled Substance on School Property, and Distribution of Tobacco to a Minor. She’s been cast ashore from her teaching post and is bein' held at the Fairfax County Adult Detention Center, with a bond set at a hefty $4,000 doubloons!
So beware, mateys! Let this be a lesson that not all treasure be worth seekin’, especially when it leads ye to the brig! Yarrr!