Arrr! Rudy be in hot water fer flappin' his jaw 'bout the 2020 treasure hunt, court be mighty angry!
2025-01-06
Arrr, matey! A court captain be callin’ Rudy Giuliani a scallywag for not spillin' the beans 'bout his treasure, after bein’ ordered to cough up a hefty bounty of $148 million to two fine Georgia sailors for slanderin’ their good names. Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of one Rudy Giuliani, a scallywag who finds himself in a right pickle, face-to-face with a federal judge, none other than Judge Lewis Liman! This old sea dog be in contempt of court fer not spillin' the beans on his treasure—specifically, the doubloons he owes to two fine Georgia election workers, Ruby Freeman and Wandrea Moss, after he accused 'em of foul play in the 2020 election. A hefty sum of 148 million gold coins be at stake, aye!Judge Liman, with a glare sharper than a cutlass, called out Giuliani fer draggin' his feet past a Dec. 20 deadline like a barnacle stuck to the hull. The judge be sayin' that Rudy was tryin' to run out the clock, stashin' away info about his shiny possessions. Why, he even had the gall to testify for three long hours, tryin' to weave a tale of why he couldn’t share his riches!
But the law be the law, and consequences be comin'! The judge plans to unleash sanctions upon this old seadog, and there be another trial on the horizon to decide if Giuliani’s World Series ring and sunny Florida digs can be seized to pay off his debts. Yarrr, let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers—best keep yer treasures in order, or ye might just find yerself in Davy Jones’ locker!