Arrr! Venezuelan scallywag claims victory over that ol' sea dog Maduro, then parley with Captain Biden! Savvy?
2025-01-06
Arrr, Edmundo González Urrutia, the scallywag opposin’ the tyrant Maduro, be sayin’ he bested the captain of the ship in the July election! On the mornin’ of Monday, he be parleyin’ with President Biden, lookin’ for some treasure in the form of support, savvy?
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer the tale of Edmundo González Urrutia, the brave opposition captain from Venezuela, who be seekin’ the favor of President Biden to hoist the black flag against the wicked Nicolás Maduro! Aye, he sailed to the White House, hopin’ to rally support before the next presidential term kicks off on Friday.In a fine parley, González Urrutia thanked the U.S. for its aid in his quest fer democratic glory. They shared tales of courage where millions of Venezuelans cast their votes, though the election be as crooked as a pirate's spine! The good President Biden declared that the will of the people must not be ignored, and the seas must be calm for a peaceful transfer of power.
But beware, mateys! Maduro’s crew be threatenin’ Urrutia, callin' him a coward and warnin' that his return to Venezuela would send him straight to Davy Jones' locker! Despite the dangers, Urrutia be gatherin’ support across the Americas, while Maduro readies himself to don the crown once more, despite the winds of discontent blowin’ in from the U.S. and Europe that declare Urrutia the true victor!
So raise a tankard, for the fight for democracy be afoot, and may the winds favor those who seek justice on the high seas of politics!