"Aubrey Plaza be spillin’ the beans on her matey’s demise: ‘A calamity beyond all reckonin’, arrr!’"
2025-01-06
Arrr matey! 'Tis a tale of sorrow on the high seas! Aubrey Plaza's hearties lost her captain, Jeff Baena, to the dark depths o' despair on the third of January. But fear not, for she be speakin' her mind come Monday! Aye, what a tempest o' emotions!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for I be tellin' ye a tale of sorrow on the high seas of life! Our matey, Aubrey Plaza, be speakin' after the grim news that her swashbucklin' husband, the fine captain of creativity, Jeff Baena, has sailed into the eternal sunset, claimin' his own life at the tender age of 47. Aye, 'tis a tragedy most unimaginable, as the crew of the Baena/Stern family be expressin' their gratitude for the shipmates offerin' support, yet beggin' for privacy during these stormy times.On the fateful day, the Los Angeles constabulary answered a call at the ship’s dock, only to find our dear Jeff had met his end. The grim tidings came from the realm of the County of Los Angeles Medical Examiner, confirm'in the dark fate of our beloved captain. But fear not, ye landlubbers, for they be investigatin' further, and a full report shall emerge when the case be closed, like the lid on a treasure chest.
So, if ye or yer fellow sailors be feelin' the weight of the ocean's depths, remember to reach out to the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline by dialin' 988, lest ye be lost to the waves. Stay hearty and keep a weather eye open!