"Avast! Virginia be castin’ votes fer the first time under the rule of Cap’n Trump’s wild new voyage!"
2025-01-07
Arrr, matey! On the morrow, ye scallywags be makin' their way to the polls in three grand contests! 'Tis a jolly jig to gauge the wind of political winds for both squadrons. Shall they sail high or sink like a ship with a hole? Avast!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the grand spectacle of democracy, where landlubbers be castin' their votes this Tuesday in not one, but three special elections! Aye, these be no ordinary contests; they be the very wind in the sails for both political crews, givin' us a glimpse o' the stormy seas ahead!