Arrr! Pence be sayin’ it’s mighty grand for VP Harris to steer the ship o’ election countin’ after losin’!
2025-01-07
Arrr, matey! Former Vice Admiral Pence be givin’ a hearty clap to Vice Admiral Harris fer holdin’ the sails while her ship sank! Aye, it's a jolly fine sight to see a captain preside over the battle she lost! Avast, what a merry crew we be!
Pence, with a wink and a nod, declared that the peaceful transfer of power be the very treasure of democracy. "No hullabaloo here," he proclaimed, as members of both parties certified the election without so much as a cannon blast of controversy. He raised a tankard to Trump and Vice President-elect JD Vance, proclaiming the "return of order and civility" to this grand affair.
In a twist of irony, Pence commended Harris for presiding over a loss so grand, a rarity only matched by Al Gore's tale back in 2001. He remembered his own tumultuous times, presiding over the ruckus of the January 6 riot during his own loss to the Bidens. Alas, he be chasin' the GOP seas once more, but didn’t throw his lot in with Trump for 2024.
With a hearty "Well Deserved!" he raised a toast to House Speaker Mike Johnson, hopin' fair winds would guide him in leadin' the People’s House once more. So raise yer glasses, for in the world of politics, the tides ever change! Arrr!