Arrr, them landlubber officials swear to take on Trump’s border watch, yet be vexed by rogues in their refuge!
2025-01-07
Arrr, Governor Maura Healey be respondin' to one Leonardo Andujar Sanchez, a scallywag from the Dominican shores, caught in a pickle o' firearms and potion smuggling while seekin' refuge in the state’s cozy hidey-hole. A fine mess, I say! Avast, what be these landlubbers thinkin’?
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! In the fair state of Massachusetts, a blue-clad governor be raisin' a ruckus over a scallywag caught with a treasure trove of drugs worth near a million doubloons and an AR-15 iron at a shelter! Aye, the good Governor Healey declared, "It be outrageous that this knave took advantage of our haven to engage in mischief!"This rogue, one Leonardo Andujar Sanchez, a lad from the Dominican Isles, be caught red-handed in a Quality Inn, where he be supposed to be seekin' refuge. Instead, he found himself in a pickle with a stash of fentanyl, cocaine, and plenty of ammunition—enough to make even the fiercest pirate blush!
The governor, not one to take this lightly, ordered inspections of all shelters, proclaiming it a dire sign of a broken immigration system. "The folks of Massachusetts shouldn’t be dealin’ with the fallout of federal inaction!" she exclaimed, as she prepared to batten down the hatches against lawlessness.
And so, the tale unfolds in this land of lobster and clam chowder, where the battle between law and mischief rages on, with every pirate and landlubber keepin’ a wary eye on the horizon for trouble! Arrr!