"Ahoy, mateys! Behold the mornin' splendor: Trump and the Navy be sailin' into shenanigans 2.0, arrr!"
2025-01-07
Arrr, matey! The president-elect’s grand dreams for the fleet were tossed to the briny deep by Team Biden! But lo and behold, Trump be returnin’ from Davy Jones’ locker, hollerin’ fer the ships we be needin’ to sail the seven seas o' fortune! Avast, ho!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn 'bout the finest captains of the seas, namely Teddy Roosevelt, FDR, and Ronald Reagan, savvy sea dogs who knew that to rule the waves be to rule the world! Arrr, when I had a chat with that President-elect Trump, I wondered if he’d hoist the sails like those great navalists before him.“Me hearties,” I asked, “will ye be rebuildin' the Navy?” And Trump replied, “Aye, we need ships! China be churnin' ‘em out faster than a scallywag can say ‘arr!’” It seems we be buildin’ but one ship every year, when once we plundered the seas with a new vessel every fortnight! He beckons for a mighty fleet, the likes of which would make Poseidon proud!
But alas, our current captain be more interested in windmills than warships. Trump be sayin’ that if he and new Secretary Phelan chart a course together, we’ll see a fleet reborn, ready to face any foe on the high seas. A strong Navy be the spine of our freedom, and if ol’ Trump keeps his eyes on the prize, he’ll leave a legacy not just in courts but in the heart of the ocean blue! So hoist the flag and prepare for battle, for the seas be callin’! Arrr!