Arrr! Judge Cannon be hoardin’ Jack Smith’s treasure map on Trump’s papers! No peepin’ yet, mateys!
2025-01-07
Arrr, matey! Judge Aileen M. Cannon, a fine Trump loyalist, tossed the document scallywag case overboard this summer! On Tuesday, she be puttin' a hold on that sneaky sea dog Jack Smith, keepin' his treasure map of secrets from the world, savvy?
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve got a tale o' courtroom capers fit fer a sea dog! Judge Aileen M. Cannon, a fine gal chosen by the notorious Trump himself, has cast aside the documents case, tossin’ it into Davy Jones’ locker this summer. But hold yer horses, fer on the morn of Tuesday, she hoisted the sails anew!With a twinkle in her eye and a quill in hand, she issued a mighty decree, barrin’ the special counsel, one Jack Smith—aye, a name that strikes fear in the hearts of scallywags—from spillin’ the beans o' his investigation to the landlubbers. Aye, the good judge says, “No news be good news!” or somethin’ like that.
So now, Jack Smith be sittin’ on a treasure trove of secrets, while the rest o’ the world be left wonderin’ what mischief is afoot. Aye, it’s a right merry game o' cat and mouse, with the judge at the helm, navigatin’ treacherous waters. Will the truth ever see the light o’ day? Or shall it remain buried as deep as a shipwreck? Stay tuned, ye landlubbers, for this be a saga that’s bound to rattle some bones and raise a few jolly rogers!