"Arrr! Two scallywags discovered 'neath JetBlue's wings in Fort Lauderdale, mayhaps takin’ a wrong turn to Davy Jones’ locker!"
2025-01-07
Arrr, matey! After a sky voyage aboard the JetBlue beast, we found two scallywags snug as a bug in the landing gear! Aye, 'twas a flight from New York, and it seems they fancied a free ride! What a jolly mess for the crew, I say!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round fer a tale of high-flyin' hijinks and a most peculiar discovery aboard a JetBlue vessel! On a breezy morn, after a flight from the fair city of New York, the crew set sail on their routine inspection, lookin' fer naught but loose bits and bobs in the belly of the beast. But lo and behold! What did they find hidin' in the landing gear compartment? Two scallywags, cold as a kraken’s heart, layin' there like a pair of lost parrots!The airline, bless their salty souls, reported this strange turn of events with as much aplomb as a pirate receivin' a treasure map. “Aye, we’ve got ourselves a couple o’ stowaways!" they must’ve thought, though these unfortunate souls had chosen the wrong ride fer their adventures. It be a pity, indeed, for they missed the grand tour of the skies and the thrill of the in-flight snacks!
Now, ye might be wonderin' how these landlubbers managed to sneak aboard in the first place. Perhaps they thought the jet would take 'em to the land of plenty, or maybe they were hopin’ to find a hidden treasure in the clouds! But alas, their journey ended in the belly of the beast, a cautionary tale fer all who dare to dream of flight without a ticket. So heed this warning, ye aspiring sky pirates: always check yer gear before takin’ to the skies!