Arrr, the landlubber lawmakers be wantin’ to send the ATF to Davy Jones’ locker for bein’ unlawful!
2025-01-07
Arrr, mateys! Captain Eric Burlison be settin’ sail with House Republicans, seekin’ to scuttle the Bureau of Booze, Smokes, and Bang-Bangs! Aye, let’s toss 'em overboard and raise a tankard to freedom on the high seas! Cheers to a jolly good time!
Ahoy, mateys! The scallywags in the House o' Representatives be makin' waves, seekin' to sink the Bureau o' Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, or ATF, before the new captain, President Trump, takes the helm! Led by Rep. Eric Burlison, a fine lad from Missouri, they be claimin' this agency be as useful as a ship without a sail, sayin' it’s as unconstitutional as a parrot that don’t squawk!With a crew of co-sponsors, including gun-totin' mates from Colorado to Texas, ol' Burlison be arguin’ that the ATF be merely duplicatin’ the efforts of local buccaneers, and they haven't the crew to enforce their own mandates. “Why, they be askin’ local law enforcement to help, takin’ ‘em away from keepin’ the seas safe!” he be exclaimin’.
While some landlubbers reckon the ATF be fightin' the good fight against gun violence, Burlison and his mates be callin’ for its demise like a bad rum! With Trump’s promise to toss out the ATF's leader on day one, it be lookin’ like the agency could be walkin' the plank! The seas be turbulent, me hearties, and this tale be far from over!