Arrr, matey! Zuckerberg be makin' a grand gesture for free speech, like a parrot squawkin' on a treasure map!
2025-01-07
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Zuckerberg be lettin' it be known that Meta's set to hoist the Jolly Roger o' free speech on the high seas of Facebook and Instagram! X standards be comin’ aboard, so let loose yer tongues and speak yer minds, lest ye be walkin’ the plank!
Ahoy, me hearties! ‘Tis true, findin' faithful mates be as rare as a treasure map without X markin' the spot! Until the tech swashbuckler, Elon Musk, took the helm of Twitter—now dubbed X—free speech be walkin' the plank, drowned by a villainous crew of governments, corporations, and academics!But hark! A new ally may emerge from the depths, that scallywag Mark Zuckerberg! In a recent video, the captain of Meta proclaimed his ship shall embrace X's standards and restore free speech across his platforms. He’s tossin’ the third-party fact-checkers overboard, bringin’ in a ‘community notes’ system to tackle only the truly nefarious crimes!For the free speech crew, it’s akin to the U.S. joinin' the fray in World War II, savin’ the day! Yet, can we trust this former censorin’ pirate? Redemption be sweet, but we prefer it served up hot and fresh—before bein’ apprehended!So here we stand, with the winds of change at our backs, ready to seize the moment. Zuckerberg, ye landlubber, join the fray! Welcome aboard, matey! Let’s hoist the sails of free speech and sail into the horizon of liberty!