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Arrr! Mary Steenburgen be spillin’ the beans on their bedd’n antics, makin' us all chuckle like scallywags!

2025-01-07

Arrr, me hearties! Mary Steenburgen be spillin' the beans 'bout her lovey-dovey ways with her matey, Ted Danson, on a fine Friday! She regaled us with how she first laid eyes on the swashbucklin’ lad before they set sail into romance! Aye, what a yarn!

Arrr mateys, gather ye round fer a tale of love on the high seas of Hollywood! Mary Steenburgen be spillin' the beans about her matey, Ted Danson, whom she once thought to be a dashing rogue, a real ladies' man! But lo and behold, she soon discovered the truth be far from that slick image!

“Slick guys don’t say, ‘gosh-a-rooni,’ after makin' love!” she quipped, ready to apologize to her granddaughters fer her wild imagination. This be a heartwarming yarn of how Danson, famed fer playin' a womanizer on "Cheers," be a soft-hearted soul cherished by all who sail the same set.

Mary gushed about his fatherly love, how he adores his daughters while showerin' her wee ones with affection too. This be the stuff o' dreams, mateys! Together, they rise with the sun at the crack of dawn, enjoyin' coffee in bed and playin' games, such as Wordle. “It be like heaven on Earth!” Danson declared, even if the winds blow them apart in different time zones.

So raise yer tankards to this merry couple, navigatin' the waters of life with humor, kindness, and a sprinkle of pirate mischief! Arrr!

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