"Arrr, Prigozhin be changin' course, callin' off the raid on Moscow. Orders be to head back to port instead, ye scallywags!"
2023-06-24
Arr me hearties, the Wagner Group's cap'n Yevgeny Prigozhin be sayin' he's ordered his fighters to halt their march on Moscow and turn around to avoid spilling blood. Aye, it seems Putin's reign be safe for now. In a message to his crew, Prigozhin said they were just 120 clicks from Moscow, but he decided it best to turn back and avoid...
Ahoy there, mateys! Ye may have heard that the Wagner Group, led by Yevgeny Prigozhin, was on a march towards Moscow, threatening to take down Vladimir Putin's regime. But hold your horses (or should I say ships?)! Prigozhin has now ordered his fighters to turn back to their bases in Ukraine, all to avoid "bloodshed" (and probably to avoid walkin' the plank too).Now, this is a significant move, me hearties! Some say this was the biggest challenge to Putin's power in over 23 years! But it seems like Prigozhin has decided to lower his Jolly Roger flag and head back to port.
In fact, in an audio message posted on social media, Prigozhin himself said that although his troops were just 120 miles away from Moscow, he decided to turn back to avoid a certain something that he chose not to mention (maybe he was worried about the Kraken or some other sea monster?).
So, there ye have it, me mateys! The Wagner Group won't be taking over Moscow after all, and Putin's regime will live to sail another day. But who knows what other adventures lie ahead in the high seas of Russian politics? Only time will tell! Until then, hoist the mainsails and set sail for the horizon! Arrr!