Arrr, Biden be sayin' he meant his words ‘bout not givin' Hunter’s bounty, hopin' it don’t start a mutiny!
2025-01-08
Arrr, President Biden be hopin' his scallywag promise 'bout not givin' his wayward lad Hunter a pardon don’t be makin’ a fine mess for future captains! Yet, in a jolly ol’ chat, he be defendin' his choice like a true sea dog! Avast, what a swashbucklin' tale!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as we spin the yarn of President Biden and his scallywag son, Hunter! The captain of the ship claimed he’d never hoist the pardon flag for his wayward son, yet lo and behold, just a month past, he turned tail and granted clemency for a treasure chest of misdeeds! Aye, from taxes to gun troubles, the lad be free as a seabird!Such treachery left many of Biden's own crew in a tizzy, for the old sea dog had prided himself on upholdin' the justice code! In an interview with the landlubber press, he prattled on about Hunter’s past troubles with the bottle and his late tax payments while muddlin’ up the timeline like a sailor lost at sea.
“I meant what I said!” he bellowed, yet still pondered if his pardon might be a slippery slope for future captains. He even mused on pardoning foes of the former captain, Trump, a move bound to ruffle more feathers! While some fueled the fires of defense for the president’s choice, others called it a flip-flop more treacherous than a mutinous crew. Arrr, the seas of politics be rough indeed!
So grab yer grog and keep yer eyes peeled, for this tale be far from over, and the next chapter be waitin' just over the horizon!