Arrr! JD Vance and Texas' Ted Cruz be makin' a jolly wager on the Buckeyes and Longhorns clash, matey!
2025-01-08
Arrr! This Friday’s clash o’ Texas and Ohio in the grand college football showdown be a mighty spectacle fer Ohio's own Vice President-elect JD Vance and that scallywag, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz! With stakes higher than a treasure chest, me hearties be ready fer a rollickin’ good time!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer a tale of rivalry 'twixt the Texas Longhorns and the Ohio State Buckeyes, two mighty ships sailin' the high seas of college football! This coming Friday night, they be settin' their sails for the Cotton Bowl Classic, where treasure awaits—namely, a trip to the national championship!But lo! The stakes be not just glory on the field, but also a jolly wager between the political gents, Vice President-elect JD Vance of Ohio and Ted Cruz of Texas. Cruz, the proud Texan, shot a friendly challenge across the waters, askin’ Vance if he’d fancy a bet: loser must deliver grub from their state whilst wearin' the victor's colors. The stakes be high, and the trash talk be fiercer than a cannon blast!
Vance, with confidence brimming like a full rum barrel, retorted, "What Texas treat shall I have Ted fetch when the Buckeyes claim victory?" These two swabs be readyin' for battle, with Vance reckonin' his Buckeyes be the best crew he’s seen yet, while Cruz’s Longhorns are hopin' to break their curse of never makin' past the semifinals!
So raise yer tankards, me hearties! The seas be rough, the stakes be high, and the game promises to be a grand spectacle! Arrr!