Avast, mateys! H1-B visas be scallywags, makin' one poor soul suffer while plunderin' another! We needs fixin'! Arrr!
2025-01-08
Hear ye, mateys! It be a jolly jest that them scallywag billionaires in Big Tech be hoistin’ their sails to hire landlubbers for meager IT roles! Let 'em swab the decks themselves, lest the treasure be buried deeper than Davy Jones’ locker! Arrr!
Avast ye landlubbers! Here be a tale of a world turned upside down, where the richest scallywags hoard gold while the common folk be scrabblin’ for their next meal. Aye, 60% of our hearty crew be livin' paycheck to paycheck, whilst three bloated billionaires clutch more treasure than the bottom half o' the crew! What sorcery be this?In days of yore, the highfalutin’ elite claimed that the loss of good shipyard jobs would be made up with shiny new tech jobs. But lo and behold, they sent our jobs to distant lands, seekin’ cheap labor, whilst we be left high and dry! They promised a bounty, yet all we got was a sack full of woes!
Now, the H-1B program be a raucous ruse, replacing American workers with indentured servants from foreign shores. And the rich devils? They be laughin’ all the way to their gilded treasure chests! They claim they need skilled hands, yet they be hiring folks for pittance, while tossin’ our able-bodied sailors overboard!
So, I decree, let’s raise our voices and demand fair sails for all! We needs an economy that fills the bellies of the many, not just the greedy few! Hoist the sails for reform, and let America’s bounty be shared among all hearty souls! Arrr!