“Arrr! Jason Rantz be sayin’ Washington scallywags favor the bumblin’ parents o’er the wee ones’ safety! Blimey!”
2025-01-08
Arrr, matey! Instead of battlin’ the storm o’ wee scallywags fallin’ to their doom in homes o' poison, those landlubber Democrats be tossin’ lockboxes to the drug-ridden parents! Aye, it be like givin’ a parrot a treasure map while the ship be sinkin’! Ha!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of folly from the shores of Washington state, where the Democrats be chartin’ a course through treacherous waters of drug addiction. Instead of battlin’ the scourge of fentanyl and meth that be claimin’ young crew members, they be handin’ out lockboxes to parents strugglin’ with their vices!What be more tragic, ye ask? The madcap idea that a mere box can save the wee ones from peril! A law passed in 2021 be lettin' drugged-up scallywags keep their younglings without fear of removal, even when their homes be fraught with danger. Meanwhile, the Democrats claim this folly be a way to reduce stigma 'n keep families together. Aye, but the grim statistics tell a different tale—deaths among the young have soared like a ship in a storm!
And what of those lockboxes? They be nothin’ but glorified treasure chests for illicit contraband, doin’ naught to protect the innocent from harm. As the good ship DCYF sails on, prioritizing appeasin' activists over the safety of children, we be left wonderin’ how many more must suffer before they change their course? The message be clear: the pirates of addiction be prioritized over the young crew. Arrr, the absurdity!