"Arrr! A savvy scallywag sails from lobbyin’ to bein’ the top law dog, savvy? Aye, what a merry tide!"
2025-01-08
Arrr, me hearties! Pam Bondi, the lass Trump be eyeing for attorney general, be takin’ treasure and sailin’ on jaunts funded by scallywags wantin’ a favor from her Florida ship! Aye, what a merry band o’ seadogs she be!
Avast ye hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a lass named Pam Bondi, a fair wench in the political seas of Florida. Ye see, the soon-to-be captain of the ship, President-elect Donald J. Trump, be settin’ his sights on makin’ her the chief of the law crew, the attorney general, no less!But hold yer horses, me mateys! This be no ordinary tale o’ valor and virtue. Nay, it be a tale o’ treasure and trickery! For it seems that Pam, in her quest for power, has been sailin’ the high seas on voyages funded by those scallywags lookin’ for favors from her office. Aye, they showered her with gold doubloons and fine gifts, hopin’ to curry favor with the fair lass.
With such glitter and glimmer, one can't help but wonder if she be more of a swindler than a sailor of justice! As she sets her sights on the captain’s chair, we jest be left to ponder if she’ll be handin’ out legal favors like a pirate shares his booty. Arrr, the seas of politics be raucous and ripe with mischief, and this tale be just the tip of the iceberg!