"Avast! Here be the scuttlebutt on them fiery blazes, hotter than a mermaid's kiss!"
2025-01-08
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of treasure and folly! With rum in hand and a parrot squawkin’, we be sailin’ the seas of mischief, searchin’ fer gold but findin’ naught but hiccups and bellyaches! Aye, ‘tis the pirate's life fer me!