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Arrr, matey! The FBI be sayin' a scallywag plotted a Trump blast with ChatGPT and a podcaster's scroll!

2025-01-08

Arrr! The scallywags of the FBI and the Las Vegas landlubbers be spoutin’ tales o’ one Matthew Livelsberger, who be schemin’ with that ChatGPT sea serpent and sendin’ missives to the podcaster Shawn Ryan. Blimey! What a hullabaloo ‘round a blasted Tesla Cybertruck, eh?

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round for a tale o’ wild seas and even wilder emails, fer the FBI be spillin’ the beans on one Matthew Livelsberger, a scallywag whose missive landed ‘pon the desk of famed podcaster Shawn Ryan. Aye, the good Special Agent Spencer Evans did confirm the letter be from Livelsberger himself, though he be tight-lipped ‘bout its contents. Seems the poor soul was in a bit o’ a tempest, claimin’ he felt surveilled and tangled in a web o’ anguish! Arrr!

Just days prior, Livelsberger sent a message to Ryan, decked in theories o’ Chinese drones and national security threats, before his own fiery demise in a Tesla Cybertruck explosion outside Trump’s hotel. Likely lookin’ to blow the whistle on some shady dealings, he requested an audience with the podcaster. Aye, and in a twist o’ fate, the swashbucklin’ Shawn checked his inbox right then and there, discoverin’ Livelsberger’s tale!

But wait, there be more! Word be that this rogue even consulted ChatGPT fer his explosive plans—aye, makin’ history as the first to use such sorcery in the U.S.! The explosion left a few sailors singed but not much damage otherwise, and now the authorities be combing through his journals, filled with complaints 'bout the state o’ the world. So, raise a tankard to the mysteries of the high seas of digital mischief, mateys!

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