"Arrr, matey! Brooke Goldstein be spillin' the beans on how Trump can swab the deck of rising antisemitism!"
2025-01-08
Ahoy, me hearty! Attorney Brooke Goldstein be suggestin' to Captain Trump that he scuttle an “antisemitism czar” aboard his ship! This scallywag would put the kibosh on them universities lettin’ the Jew-hatin’ tempest blow wild. Avast, let’s tame that storm, or we be swimmin’ with the fishies!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a tale of a land plagued by a most sinister scourge—anti-Jew hatred! Aye, in America’s fair lands, this malady be findin’ its way into the hearts of young scallywags in schools, and even the silver-tongued scribes of the media be speakin' of it without a care. The progressives be hoistin’ the black flag of Marxist-Islamist ideologies, yellin’ “Death to America” and “Death to the Jews” while parading with the colors of Hamas and ISIS!The so-called Intifada be takin’ root, spreadin' like a plague from New Orleans to the ivory towers of academia. The Trump Administration be callin’ for a full-on assault against this foul tide, with talk of a grand “Antisemitism Czar” to coordinate the fight against these foul brigands of hate. Yet, in the midst of it all, the winds of misguided ideologies be blowin', justifying chaos and destruction.
In this wild sea of trouble, the good captain Trump be throwin' down the gauntlet, demandin’ accountability from universities and puttin’ an end to the madness! So hoist yer sails, me hearties, and join the fight against this dark tide, for the safety of all who sail under the stars and stripes be at stake! Yarrr!