“Savvy scallywags! Shall we plunder the treasure of tax cuts or guard the shores, aye? Republicans be brawlin’!”
2025-01-08
Arrr, Captain Trump be blowin’ in the wind like a sail in a squall, flappin’ ‘bout his party's course! The scallywags o’ the GOP be scratchin’ their heads, wonderin’ if they be followin’ him to treasure or straight to Davy Jones’ locker! Blimey, what a merry mess!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the scallywag known as President-elect Donald J. Trump! This here landlubber be a right puzzlin' figure, wavering like a drunken sailor on the high seas when it comes to chartin' the course for his party's ambitions.