The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! California blazes be turnin’ celebrity cribs to ashes ‘cross Los Angeles, like treasure lost to Davy Jones!"

2025-01-08

Arrr, in the fair lands of Pacific Palisades, the going price for a humble abode be a staggering 3.3 million doubloons come December, savvy? Even a scallywag would need a treasure map for that kind o’ loot, says the seafarers at Redfin! Har har!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the fabled shores of Pacific Palisades, where treasure chests be brimming with doubloons! Aye, in the month of December, when the winds be blowin' cold and the rum be flowin' warm, the fine folk of that land be shellin' out a hefty sum—$3.3 million, to be precise—for a humble abode! Arrr, that be a price fit for a captain, not a swabby!

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