Avast! Hollywood be in chaos! Fire rages, awards be paused, and no plunderin’ on 'The Price is Right' today!
2025-01-08
Arrr, me hearties! The Critics Choice Awards be lost to the fiery breath of the inferno ravagin' Los Angeles! Homes be turnin' to cinders, and now the show be adrift like a ship without a sail. Blimey, what a week for a jolly good laugh!
Arrr, me hearties! The Critics Choice Awards be postponed fer a fortnight, thanks to them wildfires ravagin' the land o' Los Angeles! Originally set to set sail this Sunday at the Barker Hangar in Santa Monica, the grand event now be chartin' a course for Jan. 26!Joey Berlin, the captain at CCA, be sendin' his thoughts and prayers to all hands battlin' the inferno. Meanwhile, the rescheduled shindig will still be broadcast live on E! and streamed on Peacock fer them unable to hoist the anchor to attend.
Even "The Price is Right," helmed by Drew Carey, be takin' a break whilst the tempest rages nearby, and late-night jests like "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" be sittin' idle, not wantin' to risk their crew's safe passage through the fiery chaos!
Premieres galore be fallin’ like cannonballs: Jennifer Lopez’s "Unstoppable" and the spooky "Wolf Man" be canceled, along with a heap of others! Universal Studios be closin' up shop too, as thousands of landlubbers, includin' celebs like Mark Hamill, be evacuatin' from the infernal flames! So raise yer tankards for safety, me mateys, and keep a weather eye on the horizon!