The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Aye, Tim Walz be givin’ a hearty 'Aye!' to Ken Martin, matey, to steer the D.N.C. ship!"

2025-01-09

Arrr, the Minnesota governor, a fine matey eyein’ the vice-presidency in 2024, be the grandest Democrat to hoist the sails fer Mr. Martin, the scallywag leadin’ the charge to steer the party's ship! Avast, what a merry crew we be!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the landlocked seas of Minnesota, where the governor, a fine chap eyein' the vice-presidency for the year of our Lord 2024, has hoisted his flag for a scallywag by the name of Mr. Martin. Aye, this be not just any old landlubber! Mr. Martin be one of the top dogs in the race to commandeer the Democratic crew’s national committee.

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