Arrr, mateys! Americans be swarmmin’ the Capitol to tip their hats to ol’ Captain Carter—“Aye, a fine voyage!”
2025-01-09
Arrr, a mighty throng be flockin’ to the U.S. Capitol to pay homage to ol' Jimmy Carter, layin' in state like a fine treasure! Some knew him well, while others just fancied his charm. A right jolly send-off, it be!
Ahoy, me hearties! On the fine morn of Wednesday, folk from distant shores of this land sailed to the grand U.S. Capitol, where the late Captain, former President Jimmy Carter, lay in state, preparin' fer his final voyage on the morrow! In line like eager scallywags, many a visitor shared their tales with the likes of Fox News. Some were mates of the man, whilst others merely bowed to his noble spirit. One Catherine, hailing from Gaithersburg, declared, “The old sea dog showed us that even when yer bones be achin', ye can still lend a hand to those in need!” Then came Riley, a lad from Georgia, who claimed Carter as a cherished friend of his kin. He regaled us with tales of the man's love for pineapple sandwiches and pondered, “Man, they just don’t make ‘em like that no more!” With hearts as warm as the sun on the high seas, folks lined up to pay respects to this humble servant of the people. Even Ted, wearin’ a “Jimmy for President” pin, shared that Carter's humanitarian deeds sailed far and wide. As the day waned, the word was clear: come one, come all, to send off this fine captain to his eternal rest in Georgia, where the tales of his adventures shall echo through the ages!
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