Arrr, matey! Zachary Levi be pointin’ fingers at the scallywags leadin’ LA's flames, sayin’ they be guilty o’ negligence!
2025-01-09
"Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis Zachary Levi, the scallywag from 'Shazaam!' shoutin' like a parrot! He be callin' on the landlubbers in California to take the rap fer them fiery beasts ravagin' the shores! Hold 'em to the fire, I say! Har har har!"
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the mighty Zachary Levi, a thespian from the sunny shores of Los Angeles, where flames be ravaging the land like a Kraken on a rampage! This scallywag be callin' for the leaders of California to be held accountable fer the wildfires, which be settin’ the place ablaze like a ship in a storm!"Aye, this be the most devastatin' fire in the history of Los Angeles!" Levi bellowed, his heart hangin' heavy as he recalled his roots in Ventura. He likened the chaos to a flickerin' post-apocalyptic war film, yellin' that the leadership be actin' more like landlubbers than captains of the ship!
"Gavin Newsom and his crew be guilty of blunderin' through this disaster," Levi declared, brandishin' his sword of words. He pointed out that while the flames dance, Newsom be enjoyin' fine dining at the French Laundry, as if it were a feast fit for a king! Levi called for accountability, proclaimin' that the insurance be as scarce as gold doubloons, leavin' many without protection against the fiery beast.
So, me hearties, let us send our thoughts and prayers to those who be battling the flames of wrath, and may the winds of change fill the sails of responsible leadership! Yarrr!