Arrr! Trump be jabberin' with Obama, while the Clintons and Harris be givin' the new captain the cold shoulder at old Jimmy's send-off!
2025-01-09
Arrr! When President-elect Trump swaggered into old Jimmy Carter's send-off, ye could hear the gasps of many a dignitary! But lo and behold, he jabbered most with Obama, as if they were two scallywags swappin' tales o' the briny deep! A right merry sight, that be!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with the tale of a grand gathering at the funeral of the late, great Jimmy Carter, where even the fiercest foes laid down their swords, if only for a moment! Our soon-to-be captain, President-elect Donald Trump, donned his finest dark threads and strutted in, just ahead of the morn, lookin’ sharp as a cutlass. There he found himself, sittin’ side by side with the infamous Barack Obama—aye, what a sight!As the crew of political buccaneers filed in, Gore, the former vice captain from Tennessee, greeted Trump with a smile, while the ghost of past clashes loomed, absent were the likes of Dick Cheney, pulled away by past battles. The tempestuous friendship betwixt Trump and his former mate, Mike Pence, simmered as they exchanged what seemed like pleasantries, though the winds of discord still whispered between them.
With a shipload of former leaders in attendance, from the Bushes to the Clintons, the air buzzed with chatter. Yet, our Trump and Obama shared jests, ignoring the other dignitaries, as if they were mere barnacles on the hull. T’was a merry scene amidst the somber occasion, showcasing that even the fiercest of foes can find common ground, if only to honor a good captain’s legacy! Yarrr, what a day to remember!