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Arrr! Blame the landlubbers in charge, not the weather beasties, for California's fiery ruckus!

2025-01-09

Arrr, me hearties! Them landlubber politicians be swabbin' the deck, tryin' to blame the fiery beasties on the weather, when 'tis their own scallywag policies stirring the pot! Aye, 'tis like claimin' a kraken's just a squall!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round as I spin ye a yarn about the blazing infernos that be ravaging the Golden State, California! Aye, 'tis fire season once more, and the landlubber politicians be pointin’ their fingers at “climate change” like a scallywag blame-shiftin’ his misdeeds.

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