"Arrr! Judge set the ‘Slender Man’ stabber free, like a fish slippin' from the net after a dozen flops!"
2025-01-09
Arrr, matey! A Wisconsin sea magistrate be lettin' young Morgan Geyser off the hook early, after she stabbed her matey long ago! Aye, ‘tis a tale o’ cutlasses and childhood shenanigans! Shiver me timbers, what a fine way to walk the plank of freedom!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a jolly tale from the land o' Wisconsin, where a lass named Morgan Geyser, once a wee scallywag o' twelve, hath been granted an early release from her mental confinement after a frightful escapade a decade past. Ye see, this mischievous wench, along with her matey Anissa Weier, did stab their friend Payton a staggering nineteen times, all to appease a fanciful specter known as Slender Man! Arrr, what folly!Now, after bein’ locked up tighter than a treasure chest, the now-22-year-old Morgan, who'd been under the watchful eye of the Winnebago Mental Health Institute, petitioned fer freedom once more. Aye, the judge, wise as a sea turtle, saw that the lass had made strides in her treatment and ordered a plan to place her in a group home, with a follow-up court meeting to ensure she be sailin’ smooth.
Doctors, those landlubbers in white coats, deemed her fit fer release, though there still be whispers of her past troubles with demons and the likes. Yet, after a good spell, it seems she’s found her compass and can now tell the difference between reality and the tales of the deep. Let’s raise a tankard to Morgan’s new adventure, and may she sail the seas of life with a steadier hand! Yarrr!