"Arrr, matey! Brett Tolman be sayin' that the New York legal shindig against Trump be a constitutional kraken that needs scuttlin'!"
2025-01-09
Arrr, matey! The hullabaloo 'round the New York scallywag Trump be a squall that tests the whole ship o' justice! Aye, it be not just about one bilge rat, but whether our law be seaworthy or destined to sink like a ship o' fools!
Avast ye landlubbers! Lawfare be a comical tempest we be witnessin’ this week, as a state judge and his prosecutor matey be givin’ the ol' one-finger salute to our esteemed U.S. Supreme Court. Despite the Justices’ fair and square ruling on immunity months back, Judge Juan Merchan be puffin’ up his chest, threatenin’ to sink our constitutional ship by refusin’ to toss out the flawed People v. Trump case!This legal hullabaloo be makin’ a mockery of judicial impartiality, threatenin’ the very faith of the people in our fair system of justice. With a judiciary that bends over for prosecutors, we be sailin’ into treacherous waters! This case be draped in political shenanigans, aye, with the dastardly Alvin Bragg chasin’ Trump not for justice but for a political score—an affront to fairness!
Judge Merchan be actin’ less like a fair captain and more like a scallywag, prioritizin’ his own ego over the integrity of the court. His antics, from delayin’ Trump’s sentencing to twistin' the Chief Justice's words, raise a ruckus o’ doubt in his impartiality. If we let this storm brew, it may set a perilous precedent for our justice system, underminin’ the very essence of fairness and liberty.
So, let it be known: dismissin’ this case could just be the lifeboat that restores the faith of the crew in our grand ship o’ justice. It be time to hoist the sails towards a fair horizon, free from the jibes of political winds!