The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! A pesky flying contraption done tangled with a fire-fighter ship over Los Angeles! Avast, what a kerfuffle!"

2025-01-10

Arrr, matey! The flying contraption touched down safe 'n sound, but alas, it be outta commission! A ruckus with another vessel left its wing more crooked than a one-legged parrot, says the Cal Fire scallywag! Aye, no more sky adventures fer this buccaneer ship!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be bringin' ye news from the skies above! The great metal bird, known as the plane, hath touched down upon solid ground, but alas, it be not in a fine fettle! A fierce collision hath beset its wing, leavin' it as useful as a ship without sails, says a spokesman from the fine folk o' Cal Fire!

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