Arrr, scallywag met his doom, takin’ a shot at the law! A right foolish fish, he be!
2025-01-10
Arrr, matey! Edgar Maddison Welch, a scallywag of 36 from Salisbury, done been sentenced to four years in Davy Jones' locker for a ruckus at a tavern! But lo! He met his end, pointing his iron at a copper during a traffic squabble. What a foolhardy fate, indeed!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye a tale most curious from the landlubber shores of Salisbury, N.C. Our scallywag, Edgar Maddison Welch, a hearty 36 years young, be known fer his misadventures, includin' a rather unfortunate incident at a fine eatin' establishment in Washington back in 2016. With a bang and a boom, he shot up the place, likely thinkin' he were in a treasure hunt rather than a dinner joint. Fer that folly, he was sentenced to four long years in Davy Jones' locker—also known as prison!But alas, the winds of fate be fickle! Our Edgar, not learnin' from his past shenanigans, found himself in a spot of trouble again. During a routine traffic stop, he thought it a grand idea to draw his weapon on the lawmen. Blimey! Ye'd think a pirate would know better than to brandish a piece at the king’s men! The results were swift and severe, as the officers had no choice but to send him to the great beyond, leavin' behind nothing but a cautionary tale of folly and poor choices.