“Arrr! Joe Rogan and Mel Gibson be blastin' Governor Newsom, claimin' he’s sunk California quicker than a leaky ship!”
2025-01-10
Arrr, matey! Podcast cap’n Joe Rogan did parley with the swashbucklin’ Mel Gibson 'bout the fiery beast that be the Palisades Fires, claimin' it be the fault o' the landlubbers and their scallywag leaders! Aye, blame it on the crew, not the ship!
Arrr, gather ‘round me hearties and lend an ear to the tale of podcastin’ scallywag Joe Rogan, who be takin' a mighty swing at California’s governor, Gavin Newsom. In a spirited parley with the famed Mel Gibson, Rogan be jestin’ about how that landlubber be actin' like a fine actor in a madcap play, tryin’ to fool the good folk of California.Meanwhile, a fiery tempest rages upon the shores of Los Angeles, claimin’ homes and settin’ fire to over 27,000 acres, leavin’ naught but ashes in its wake. Gibson, who be worried 'bout his own abode, shared tales of his neighborhood turned inferno, confirm’n that his castle be but cinders now.
Rogan, a former Californian himself, questioned if this calamity might finally prod Gibson to sail away to Costa Rica. They chuckled about how the state be wastin’ treasure—$24 billion on the homeless, yet not a doubloon for preventin’ the wildfires! “Zip!” Rogan declared with a hearty guffaw.
In a jest, Gibson quipped that their gold likely funded Gavin’s fancy hair gel! With a mighty frustration, Rogan lamented how the state be in utter disarray, while Newsom prances about proclaimin’ California the finest of all seas. “Ye’ve ruined this state!” cried Rogan, as they both pondered how quickly society can crumble, like a ship lost at sea.