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"By Davy Jones' locker, a landlubber battled flames till they be too knackered, as their abode went up in smoke!"

2025-01-10

Arrr, matey! Orly Israel be a landlubber from California, tryin' to swab the deck of his childhood shanty from the fiery beasties ravagin' Los Angeles County! Tune in to "Your World" fer a tale of bravery and folly, fit fer a scallywag's ear! Yarrr!

"By Davy Jones' locker, a landlubber battled flames till they be too knackered, as their abode went up in smoke!"

Arrr mateys! In the midst of fiery chaos, a brave landlubber named Orly Israel be battlin' the blisterin' flames that be ravagin' Los Angeles County. With wildfires claimin’ lives and scorchin’ the earth, this scallywag refused to abandon ship!As the inferno crept closer to his humble abode, Orly and his trusty matey took up arms—nay, hoses and pillows! “We fought like the fiercest pirates until the heat be blazin’ hotter than a cannonball!” he exclaimed, fightin’ for his treasure—his home!With a grand plan in place, they be ready to skedaddle at a moment’s notice, carriages prepped for a speedy exit. But alas! The flames proved too fierce, and they had to flee their beloved ship, er, house.Yet, Orly be callin’ on his fellow sea dogs to rise again! “Things be just things, but the crew be strong!” he declared, rallyin’ the troops to raise funds and clean up the Palisades, as the spirit of #PalisadesStrong be spreadin' like wildfire! He be likin’ to remind us that even the great Muhammad Ali faced defeat but returned to triumph! So, hoist the sails and prepare to take action, for this pirate community won't be sinkin' down without a fight!

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