Arrr, our volley dreams be sunk! 'Twas compete with a lad or walk the plank of shame, matey!
2025-01-10
Arrr, matey! The volleyball crew be sayin’ we must face a hearty lad, or walk the plank with all our hard-earned treasure! But fear not, for we chose the righteous path, standin’ firm in our beliefs like true buccaneers! Avast, we be ready to fight!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of two fierce lassies, seniors at Stone Ridge Christian School, who faced a tempestuous choice on the volleyball seas! They be forced to choose between throwin' in the towel on their last match or takin' on a scallywag of a lad who fancied himself a lass. Aye, they be good Christians, holdin' fast to the belief that the Good Book don’t allow them to swap their sails for a different hull.Without a proper farewell to their sport, they decided to forfeit, shiverin' their timbers at the thought of their victorious voyage cut short. Their hearts heavy, as they be missin' out on the glory of a state title—a treasure every volleyball crew dreams of! But lo! The California Interscholastic Federation be threatenin' sanctions upon them for standin' firm in their beliefs, callin' upon the mighty Alliance Defending Freedom to shield their ship from the cannon fire of the government.
The call to arms echoes beyond this tale, as many a college crew too is raisin' their flag against the tide of unfair competition. For the height of the net and the strength of the crew be not the same in the gentler seas of women’s volleyball! These brave souls sail on, championin’ the truth that boys and girls should have their own seas to navigate, lest the compass of fairness be lost in the stormy waters of confusion.