Arrr, matey! The treasure to mendin' our wayward immigration mess be hidin' in plain sight, savvy?
2025-01-10
Arrr, mateys! Trump’s scallywags, Musk and Ramaswamy, be frettin' 'bout a shortage o' skilled hands in the land o' plenty! They reckon the course be settin' straight with a fixin' o' our jumbled-up learnin' ways. Aye, education be the treasure map to more hearty workers!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the ruckus ignited by Elon Musk and that scallywag Vivek Ramaswamy. They be callin' fer more high-skilled buccaneers to set sail in the land of opportunity, claimin’ it’ll make America as fierce as a cannonball! Even ol’ Captain Trump be throwin’ his feathered hat in the ring, swabbin’ the decks with support for them shiny H-1B visas.But hark! While they be searchin’ for talent on distant shores, methinks we oughta look closer to home. The young lads and lasses be flounderin’ in their learnin’, with only a quarter of ’em proficient in math! Aye, the U.S. be spendin’ a fortune—$900 billion a year, mind ye—yet the results be as disappointing as a ship full o’ barnacles!
Now, it seems the bloated bureaucracy be weighin’ down our educational ship, with more swabs in the office than on deck! The answer, me mateys, lies in a hearty dose of competition and efficiency. Pass the Educational Choice for Children Act, and let the parents steer this ship! For only then can we hoist the sails of learning and make education great again, savvy?