Arrr, me matey! A lass in a cage, victim o' a scallywag in a lady's den! Where be her rights, eh?
2025-01-10
Arrr, in our freshly penned scroll o’ legal mischief, we be claimin' that the fair Mozzy's rights were trampled by the scallywags of Washington and their prison crew, all whilst she was locked up with a bilge rat of the male variety! Blimey, what a ruckus!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a lass, Mozzy Clark, who found herself in a dire pickle at the Washington Corrections Center for Women. Aye, ‘tis a tale of a scallywag who claimed to be a lady, yet bore the soul of a knave! In these strange waters, men who fancy themselves women can waltz into prisons filled with vulnerable wenches, no surgery nor evaluation needed. Just utter the magic words, “I be a woman,” and lo! They gain access to a sea of unsuspecting damsels!But beware, for the tale turns darker! Mozzy had to share a cramped cell with a towering brute, one Christopher Williams, known for his wicked deeds. This rascal, instead of minding his manners, took to fondling himself and terrorizing poor Mozzy, while the jailers merely chuckled at her cries for help. A travesty fit for the depths of Davy Jones' locker!
Now, Mozzy’s on a crusade to ensure no lass suffers such vile treachery again. She be shouting from the crow’s nest, “The emperor has no clothes!” As the tides shift with new laws and blind acceptance, it be a perilous time for the fair maidens of our land. If we be turnin’ a blind eye, it be our civilization that’ll be walkin’ the plank!