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Arrr, matey! Rich Frank be wantin’ TikTok treasure, but sellin’ it be like catchin’ a slippery fish!

2025-01-10

Arrr, sellin' this here app be like wrestlin' a kraken, matey! With a price tag so hefty it could sink a ship and size to match, I reckon I’ll be navigatin' treacherous waters just to find a buyer! Yarrr, it be a fine pickle!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye a tale of a treasure far grander than a chest of doubloons! Aye, it be an app—nay just any ol' app, mind ye, but one that be weighin' heavy like a ship full o' rum! They be talkin' nine figures, matey! That be a price tag fit fer Davy Jones himself!

But hear me now, me salty sea dogs, sellin' such a mighty app be no easy task. Nay, it be like tryin' to catch a slippery eel with bare hands! The scale of this beast be so large, ye’d think it be a kraken lurkin' in the depths of the digital sea! Traders and investors be lookin' for gold coins, not a blunderin' ship with a broken mast! What good be treasure if ye can’t find a crew to share it with?

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