Arrr! Trump’s crew be swearin’ an oath o’ ethics fer the next voyage in the captain’s chair! Laughs be on deck!
2025-01-10
Arrr, matey! It seems the scallywags be rehashin' old pacts from the first voyage, like lettin' an outsider guard the treasure map and keepin' Captain Trump from peekin' at the booty! Aye, what a jolly jest on the high seas of politics!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this here tale of a scallywag who be makin' deals like a crafty sea serpent! Aye, it seems our ol' captain, Mr. Trump, be settin' sail on a familiar course, chartin' the waters with agreements akin to those he made in his first voyage as captain o' the ship o' state.Now, what be these agreements, ye ask? Well, fer starters, he be appointin’ an outside ethics lawyer, like havin’ a trusty parrot on yer shoulder to squawk some sense into ye when ye be gettin’ too greedy with yer treasure! That be smart, savvy, and just a wee bit suspicious, if ye catch me drift.
But that ain't all, me hearties! This ol' seadog also be limitin’ his access to the detailed financial loot. Aye, it be like givin' a child a map to a hidden treasure but not lettin' 'em dig for it! 'Tis a curious strategy, to be sure! Perhaps he be thinkin' that too much knowledge of the doubloons could lead him astray into the murky waters of temptation!
So hoist the sails and keep a weather eye, fer this pirate's journey be full of twists and turns, and we be ready for a laugh or two along the way!