The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Whip up yer own Honey Deuce, matey! Aye, ‘tis the Aussie Open’s grog o’ choice, hearty and sweet!

2025-01-10

Ahoy, me hearties! If ye be keen to sip on the fine Lemon Ace, Grey Goose be handin’ ye a treasure map to concoctin’ it at home! This fancy brew first danced into the light at the Australian Open this week. Raise yer goblets and let the swashbuckling begin!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a new concoction brewin' in the world o' tennis! The fine spirits o' Grey Goose, known to quench the thirst of many a swashbuckler, be settin' sail with a new drink dubbed the Lemon Ace, inspired by the Australian Open, that fanciful battle of rackets and skill!

This Lemon Ace be hopin' to rival the infamous Honey Deuce, a libation that took the U.S. Open by storm last year, causin' a ruckus on Google searches like a treasure map in a pirate's pocket! Aleco Azqueta, the grand navigator of marketing for Grey Goose, declared that this zesty potion be crafted from seasonal delights like fresh citrus, passion fruit, and mint. Aye, it sounds like a tropical paradise in a glass!

Now, don’t ye fret if ye can't make it to the land down under. Grey Goose be generous, sharin' the secret recipe with landlubbers everywhere! Just mix ye some Grey Goose Vodka, sparkling lemonade, and a splash of passion fruit syrup, garnished with zesty lemon and mint. And if ye be feelin' fancy, create a “spinnin' tennis ball” garnish for extra flair! So hoist yer glasses, me mateys, and may the drinks flow as freely as the sea!

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